Without fail my calves always cramp up

Discussion in 'Global Bodyboarding Talk' started by Amanzi, Sep 7, 2014.

  1. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    Do get your B12 blood test though. It can slowly destroy your neurological system if untreated. Creates bad muscle cramps.
     
  2. reefbreak

    reefbreak Member

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    Mar 5, 2008
    Lots of good ideas, Id like to add: stop drinking any kind of soda, stay hydrated or hydrate 2-3 days ahead of time, get enough salt in your system; hydrating can wash salt out and cause cramps, stretch often. Some people get relief from drinking tonic water because it has quinine, the supplement magnesium helped me more than any other single thing. But that was before i quit drinking coke, I replaced it with diluted Gatorade and cramps are not a problem any more.
     

  3. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    I keep seeing this thread title, and enough is enough: it's a total puss-thread-title. I'm sorry, but wtf, your calves are cramping up...?!?! You come here for medical advice?? wtf :mad:

    Do you complain online when the meter maid kicks you in your balls?!?

    I mean, wtf dood, my schlong cramps up & my nuts are howlin' after 4 hours of sport-fukking super models but I don't go posting it on a website. Damn.

    Stop wearing those 4" stilettos when you're working the docks ('the fleet is in') on the late shift. Start with that, buttercup.

    Just drop the water sports & go bowling, sparky. Sell your fins & other crap on ebay for 10 centavos on the buck.
     
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  4. Amanzi

    Amanzi Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2011
    Aww, did your dog run away again, or mom tell you to turn your punk rock music down again Yankee?
    Y'all are keeping this alive, not me. I'd rather read posts about guns or Hindus, that's much more productive.
     
  5. Amanzi

    Amanzi Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2011
    I asked one simple question in the bodyboarding section hoping a....wait for it....bodyboarder would have advice.....and voila 3 days of insightful knowledge. Imagine that. Sprinkle in a little ribbing and some hateful mocking posts by lurkers such as yourself and we've got a beautiful salad which is free for everyone to enjoy. Dude for a surfer you're one angry mofo, isn't this supposed to be kind of a spiritual or freeing sport, me thinks you doing it wrong agro-man
     
  6. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    No need to roll down your window shades & hide in your house, sparky, you're merely cannon fodder in my winning campaign for HOTY14. It's not easy doing a repeat on this Forum esp w that wild mang gitcarter roaming the hinterlands of hate.

    Heave yourself up & over the 50 post mark. Don't let the hate get you down. And remember: hate for me & I'll set you free! :mad:
     
  7. Alvin

    Alvin Well-Known Member

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    Dec 29, 2009
    Eat lots of bananas. The potassium helps with cramps. Drink a lot of water. Gatorade or Poweraid is good for adding salt back into your muscles.
     
  8. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
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  9. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Hahahaha rcarter you've been killing it!
     
  10. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    I love imgflip man. So much fun.
     
  11. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    My wife takes Midol
     
  12. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
  13. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
  14. Amanzi

    Amanzi Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2011
  15. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    I must credit you with the alley oop though for helping set it up.
     
  16. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Send me a copy, gitcarter, & I'll autograph it for only $1.3 mln
     
  17. Amanzi

    Amanzi Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2011
    Aw, how cute, you guys should set some time aside for a play date. Maybe a tickle-fest at Belmar?
     
  18. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Insta-Classic thank carter another amazing post from the south. Viva la south.
     
  19. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    This will be your only warning Nancy.
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  20. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    RCarter's tearing it up...lovin' it!

    Amanzi, your comebacks suck big, fat donkey d!cks...

    Take the sh!t like a man, or be ridiculed like Wayne.