Wives, girlfriends, slam pigs......

Micachu removed it and I gotz an infraction..wait for it...

 

Pow! See in about a week Jawn. LOL

 

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Yo SS I picked dat up off POF...theyz a dime a dozen on there dudeski..

 

God love em.... they're all whores.

 

JD, how much did this one weigh?

 

5'2" 118lbs big titz huge azz

 

Lots of banging bounce there....

 

Hey she could even do the ass clap thing..who doesn't like that..

 

Jawn, that is a TROG!

 

Ah I'd say slam pig..100 biz says all you niggaz would hit it..some of youz would shack up..bet

 

She seems sweaty.

Nevertheless, good work.

 

JD got SS hooked on it. The new cool dating site i suppose.

That criteria should bring back a large sample which is good. I can assure you there are plenty of girls who enjoy ingesting chemicals and taking long walks too. Might want to change the scenery though.

P.S. This iteration of your identity has been one of my favorites.

 

Man, I'll tell you this much...the sh!t requires patience, and effort. Spicoli said tinder's where it's at. Maybe I should try that.

 

You think you need patience and effort now... just wait until she snags you and you'll really understand the meaning of those words.

 

Clemmy I got 8 years under my belt with the last succubus. Almost drove me crazy. And pulled some real low stunts at the end.

And I still helped her move out.


Sometimes I think I'm meant to be a rogue nomad.

 

I hated her because she hated me. She hated you for not hating yourself. She hated me for giving you a small window of time in which you did not hate the world. Some dude is very unhappy right now.

Tinder is the greatest advancement since Penicillin and the wheel. I've pulled more arse off that thing since Mrs. Two Barrels left. I'm batting .1000 right now. Get on that now.

 

Plenty of Fish... never used it. Tinder bro...

I first learned of Tinder last summer. My little bro was wreaking havoc on that site. It was intended to be a hook up site. Im on it now, but its been infiltrated by girls who say "not on here looking for a hook up".... They are. Its cat and mouse bs though. Everyone on there will screw you and go home for dinner. Its ideal.

 

I heard the same about tinder. Although, I can't partake in such things. Married here, and I ain't posting pics of my old lady. That's crazy talk.