Worst Surfing invention

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by grainofsand, Apr 12, 2019.

  1. Wavestrom

    Wavestrom Well-Known Member

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    Jul 5, 2014
    I wonder though if the increased paddle power of the larger surface area is completely offset by the fact that you tire out quicker having to move maybe a pound more weight on each stroke?

    Helmet's tough. I can't imagine wearing one but if a doctor said I had too after getting a head injury or not surf, I'd get a skid lid in 10 seconds flat.
     
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  2. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    I always feared wearing a helmet would put you at risk for neck injury. I'm probably wrong, but that always kinda sketched me out.
     

  3. BassMon2

    BassMon2 Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2015
    Id buy it. Off topic but i jack my neck up wearing a hard hat at work. Don't usually wear one but on certain jobs and properties i have to. Power plants being one of them. Well i know how tall i am. The hard hat adds about an inch im not used to or conscious of. Always hit my head while ducking under pipes or beams while wearing the hard hat. Hard hat does its job and protects my head but my neck gets tweaked.

    Point being just because it protects your head from impact doesn't mean it can't cause other complications that can injure other body parts.
     
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  4. Rocketjok

    Rocketjok Well-Known Member

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    Jul 30, 2015
    Ok, have you guys seen the "shark eyes" ad on the side of this highly monitored 4um?
    WTF, those eyes look like there are saying "come and tongue my tonsils". I would want MAD, CRAZY DEVIL eyes or the open gaping mouth of a Kraken on the bottom of my bort. Kraken.JPG .....IDK but those passive eyes are kinda sensual......
     
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  5. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    From what I remember, I do think they worked a little. But it feels more comfortable to have a cupped hand rather than spreading your fingers out as you paddle, so got rid of them.
     
  6. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Creature comforts
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  7. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Experienced much of the same while working in the shipyards.
     
  8. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    maybe not the worst but this looks stupid

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  9. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    Surf contests !!!!!!!!!!
     
  10. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
  11. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Waste the men, take their women, burn their board.
     
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  12. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    ...like a pirate
     
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  13. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Blackbeard or Somali?
     
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  14. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Surrender the booty!
     
  15. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Captain Morgan.
     
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  16. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    I like how the wimmen are already on their knees
     
  17. jaklsurfs

    jaklsurfs Well-Known Member

    473
    Apr 26, 2015
    Body glove had some webbed gloves in the late 70s that were pure crap and of course i tried them
    They forced your fingers apart and really got heavy when they were wet so pretty much useless
     
  18. oipaul

    oipaul Well-Known Member

    671
    May 23, 2006
    I had a pair of those A.P.E. paddling gloves as an early adolescent sponger back in the 80's, better than nothing if you didn't have swim fins
     
  19. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    The swellinfo forecast?
     
  20. grainofsand

    grainofsand Well-Known Member

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    Jun 26, 2014
    got a new one: Koraloc.com (board carry backpack). So many ways this can go south.