would you hit it?

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by metard, Jul 17, 2014.

  1. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  2. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    this is ronda rousey btw
     

  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Is this a trick question?
     
  4. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    I'd be afraid she'd break off my wenis with a modified arm bar.
     
  5. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    sure why not - looks like a good hair pull at least
     
  6. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Her teefs look sharp too.
     
  7. ATANTICOO

    ATANTICOO Well-Known Member

    237
    Jul 14, 2014
    Hit it? With or without the mouthguard?

    How many lbs do you think she can Kegel?
     
  8. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

    776
    Mar 29, 2011
    Is that her on the right?
     
  9. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    yup

    so, would you?
     
  10. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Gina Carano: yes. Rousey: NO. Her clitty is probably as big as a thumb.
     
  11. goosemagoo

    goosemagoo Well-Known Member

    900
    May 20, 2011
    One of our body's cruel jokes. 'Roids make their parts grow and ours shrink.
     
  12. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Actually bro, it only shrinks the eggs....not the bacon (contrary to popular belief).
     
  13. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    No bro. Muscled out chicks are nasty holmes. Don't care how dolled up you look in a dress with a pound of makeup on, cause once we get in the hot tub, and your makeup melts off exposing your welts and black eye, then when you drop trow, I am staring at a 12 pack and tree trunk legs. And when she spreads her legs and it looks like the tip of an elephants trunk, I'm done with it. She might be able to take me down if she landed a clean shot, but I bet I could hop outta the hot tub and out run her on a wet pool deck any day. Big tree fall hard.

    Nope. Wouldn't touch all that mess.
     
  14. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    id hit it, or she might hit me idk either or someone would be getting something good.
     
  15. AndrewIfallalot

    AndrewIfallalot Well-Known Member

    155
    Aug 24, 2012
    ;) ;) ;)

    I lol'd
     
  16. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    5'7 & 135 lbs of toned, athletic insanity freak-a-deek.....shiiiite yah, hit it & quit it. Although Rousey would likely put a hurtin' on you lil fellas, like andrew & hawkfart.

    As sandblasters would say in his best cackalaky slurring voice..... They all look purty good from behind...
     
  17. dansan

    dansan Well-Known Member

    84
    Dec 16, 2013
    You owe me a new keyboard...after I spewed coffee all over it.
    That was hysterical.