Would You Rather III

Easy one: taste. And most of taste is smell anyway...

 

I guess I could make it by without my sense of direction. Bwahahaha

 

i lost my ability to reason at 14... does that count?

I'm going with smell.

 

smell

but if you had to clean the crotch cheese from blasters sisters pantylines or clean up after U2B's next bachelor party, what would you choose?

 

Wow.....you guys must all smell horribly if you want to do away with your smell.
My choice--none.
kids today.....

 

barry, how is the micropeni$ these days ?

 

lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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id chose to loose the sense of orgasm, all else is too valuable.

 

Smell.

Even though this is my strongest defense against a ladies gnar gnar downstairs region, I'm willing to risk it.

 

I had a buddy who lost his sense of smell and he used to joke about that. At least get a visual before taking that leap

 

I believe i would chouse my sense of touch. Nothing like being completely out of touch all the time.

Also, injuries wont phase you.

 

Let's see (no pun intended)....

Sense of smell. Always had a very functional olfactory apparatus. Maybe too good. Bad odors really bother me, so I could probably do with a reduced capability in that area. However, I enjoy the smell of outdoor grilling, salt air, summer rain, and gardenias to give it up altogether.

My sight has been getting worse over the years, awhile in the water. Can't see faces well without them, so I tend to identify other surfers by their boards.

Slowly been losing my hearing. Left ear mostly. Tinnitus too. So I'll need the decreasing capability for as long as I have it.

I'll need touch for when I can no longer see. The feel of an ice cold bottle of beer and a woman's butt cheek are mighty fine things. So gotta hang on to that/those.

Taste. Not ready to lose that either. Enjoy seafood, tri-tip steak (when in Calif), BBQ, and good southern cooking too much. But I believe that age can take away that capability as well - or at least scramble the taste buds. My legally blind 83 year-old Mom can't taste the difference between ketchup and mustard.

Sense of purpose. Gotta hang on to that, although I don't get much from working at the office anymore. May be time to retire. Thank God for family and surfing.

Common sense. Can't afford to lose that. Not enough as it is and too hard earned. (Or maybe I'm thinking of wisdom.)

Sense of humor. Above all, I must have this. Sometimes it's the only thing holding it all together.

Sense of style. Take it. Never had an abundance anyway. Never much liked clothes shopping. Likely looked like a fool repeatedly getting injured while learning to roller blade and ice skate in my 40s. Broken ankle, injured wrists, knees, and groin from falling. Now I'm 60 and have been doing something similar these past 3 years surfing. But rather look like an old fool riding a board than wearing plaid pants riding a golf cart. BTW, if you see a grimly, black '02 Merc Gran Marquis with ODU, VA Tech, and NRA stickers and a board or two on the roof driving around VB, that'll be me. So take what little sense of style I have!

 

surf Florida and its old man waves in trunks over sand?

or get tubed in a 5 mil over sand?

or get tubed in trunks without a channel over shallow reef

or fist Blasters sister without protection

 

The sister option, is that over sand, over reef, or seeing how it's blaster's sister - over easy?

 

ive already lost my ability to speak for 2 years of my life due to head injury, and my eyesite is less than sub par. so I am going with hearing.

May as well be full on helen keller, she lived a better life than most human beings i know

And I would rather get tubed in 5mil over shallow reef without a channel.

 

mis13 mommy or his dad that went all bruce jenner on him.

 

id lose my hearing.better to be deaf than not to taste or smell or touch lol.lifeguards will be screaming at u to get out the water and il be sitting there smiling bobbling my head

 

After my Dollar General dollar chicken sandwhich today I would choose sense of smell as would all those who work with me. Too funky fo myself!