would you shoot bigfoot?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by metard, Jul 30, 2015.

would you shoot a bigfeets?

  1. hell yeah

    34.8%
  2. only if it was a muslim bigfeets

    13.0%
  3. no. i don't kill things

    13.0%
  4. give it drugs and film it all, etc

    39.1%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    i mean, you would be famous and have the honor of proving the existence. it would be awesome.
     
  2. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Would u have to shell out $50k first?
     

  3. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014

    nope
     
  4. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    No need to shoot em. They're really like hippies. I've smoked joints with them up in Bradford county, PA on a few occasions. They listen to Phish and smell really bad. After we smoke, they shape shift and disappear. It's really chill.
     
  5. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Nah, I would sheet my pants, though!
     
  6. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    Nope. I would offer to share Jack Links Jerky with Him and play tricks on him...then run like hell
     
  7. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Good one Jay! Some of those commercials ar hilarious
     
  8. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

    590
    Nov 30, 2007
    It would be nice if humans were content with taking pictures of other creatures that they encounter in the wild, instead of actually shooting them.

    But since we're talking about humans here, you can't really expect them to be "humane".
     
  9. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Only if it were taking a selfie standing next to a unicorn with the loch ness monster in the background.

    I'd wait till it took the selfie first so I'd have proof of all three.
     
  10. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Gold Senor Chavez, gold.
     
  11. Radderbsurfin

    Radderbsurfin Well-Known Member

    289
    Jun 21, 2013
    Can I do it with a bow and arrow?
    Maybe finish him off a couple days latre?
     
  12. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    his head would be mounted on the front of my longbord.
     
  13. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Only if he was dating my sister. I mean you gotta draw the line somewhere, right?
     
  14. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013
    Could there be an option to capture it and make it into sex slave ?
    Thanks.
     
  15. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    That was good.
     
  16. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    yes for Wayne
     
  17. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    all the more reason to squeeze the trigger (f@cking hippies)
     
  18. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    Squonk?

    [video=youtube;68fog2SPoVI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68fog2SPoVI[/video]

    The Squonk is of a very retiring disposition and due to its ugliness,
    weeps constantly. It is easy prey for hunters who simply
    follow a tear-stained trail. When cornered it will dissolve itself into tears.

    True or False?
     
  19. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    scientific consensus is bigfoot is a ancestor of Neanderthal, Homo erectus, or Homo heidelbergensis, in this case he would have partial human genes and thus any killing could be tried by a suave lawyer as murdering another "human being"...I would personally just want to video tape it with my phone so it can go viral and I can be on the today show,,,thus making me a Legend
    and then there is this http://www.moron.com/woman-relationship-with-bigfoot/
     
  20. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Ah, the omnipotent Harry Potter spell....homo erectus!