Hey man, if somebody was stepping on you and you had a knife, youd stab them in the calf too. Oh wait, how about this one: Uh it's the ocean...there're stingrays in it. Lol jk but really there are Post pics of the carnage dude and heal up quick.
Shiiii, I was off of that the next morning. That stuff stops you up. I am already feeling the side effects. There are way better drugs out there.
The only excitement I've had recently is yesterday's visit to the dermatologist. Wear sunscreen, folks. Yesterday I had 12 actinic keratoses on my face treated. That was fun. Today my face looks like blistered paint. If you've never had it done, here's what it looks/feels like:
I should have taken a pic with the blood pouring out. I was in too much pain to care about that. Now, it just looks like a small cut with a bruise.
Did you get raped by any illegals? How aboot a bar fight with military guys? JAY D: Yeah I started riding whitewater on a sponge at age 8 at Zuma Beach, Cullyfornia. Then I graduated to taking-off straight on an "unbroken wave" in a few locations in the Port Hueneme/Oxnard. Yes, I rep La Colonia and wear Cowboys jerseys. Then I moved back home. You know, New Jersey. Then I started "ripping on a sponge and then began surfing. So, I had wave knowledge and all and skated since I was 10. So it came easily enough. But after a session or ten I said, " Sponging is balls, dude." And I went back and never looked back. Though I have had some inferiority issues a few years ago and almost started surfing. But It was a moment of weakness. What can I say? I like the sponge. I got style too, so Iit's alright. I'm cool. BEACH BREAK: Wow, and you used to hassle me constantly. Thanks for being moral, dignified and honest. Your son has a friend in Hammonton if he gets cornered at The Horizon Grocery by Other Than Mexicans with rape on their minds. I will help him. I got tons of mace.
Nahh, he'll be ok. I'm Irish and it's cool. Hammy may still house the highest concentration of Italians per capita in America. They might have just got nixed from that a year or two ago. I'm not sure. Hammy took off post WWII with solid Italians starting families as America took off. Many residents are multi-generations Hammy people. Crime? Well, Hammy has a drug rep, but if you aren't looking, you'll never notice. Hammy has rebirthed in the last ten years. Prior to that the downtown had some "activity" (open drug sales and prostitution). But today it's typical dope fiend burglaries and Walmart Shoplifting. Not a big deal. The Mexicans, Puerto Ricans and OTM's at the migrant camps sometimes get drunk and assault each other. But it's safe. Totally. I'll continue in a few........
so some 17 yr old got shot 200 meters from my house and didnt even hear the gun shot. so me and my bros went down to check it out. i mean this is crazy because it was right in the middle of the tourist epicenter of the island. there has never been a murder on that part of the island. black on black crime baby.
You know that big map of Jersey that names all the distic=nct areas of Jersey..."Worse than Detroit...Happy White Families.." Well, this is Ghetto in the Woods. Ha. Not many happening towns immediate to Hammy, but he'll be centrally located. And NJ Transit buses and the AC-Philly train line runs through town, so a trip into Philly (or Camden) is easy-peasy. I don't know where this 2nd best place to live in NJ comes from. It's not. I know what you are talking aboot, as the local papers ran with it. Of course.... Maplewood Inn has the Italian food(nothing fancy just solid stuff) and we have TWO WAWA's. The West End Grill is the watering hole where the townies hang. Your kid surfs? Well, AC is a straight shoot down RT 30 and as long as no damn bridge openings happen it's the easiest road to the beach. It never gets summer back-ups. And the AC Expressway is right at the edge of town too. No big deal. 25 miles out. Probably plenty of housing rentals in the area. Some decent apartment complexes along Fairview Ave. The surrounding area is fairly rural-ish, but it's Jersey so street action is never more than ten minutes away. But it's not a Collingswood or Montclair or anything. Keep your son from residing in Egg Harbor City. There's something wrong with people in that town. Plus the state dumps a lot of paroles and mental cases there.
Za-zing, Blue Barry. Brew, do you still have pills left. Mail them to me. Man you guys who complain aboot constipation. Jeez. Eat a bowl of Wheaties or something. Opioids are b!tchen, as long as you ain't got a habit. Brew, for Wayne's sake what better drugs are there?? Side effects? What euphoria? Man, I wish I'd get barbed by a marine creature and get pills. BRADLY: Nah, don't know Danny. I really don't know anyone anymore. My LBI crew disappeared long ago. Jeremiah dislikes me because he's enlightened and I'm not. Seth's a Quaker and we all know aboot them. And I gave up my inland empire crew five years ago. So, I'm like a lone wolf. A wolf with a weed dependency issue and a five-day-a-month pill problem. Yeah. LB CREW: Sorry aboot the face. Hope all is well. Blaster: See what happens now that you guys started getting that fire down there in the past few years....Be safe you South Carolina guys. Don't join a blood set.
Top o' the marnin fellers! Riley, I'm sorry it was boring on here yesterday. I was rather lazy, posted up in the basement and hid from the sun. Dude, Rt. 80, that road we always come up off the highway to get to my house, was completely shut down yesterday as I departed on my journey...some dude got shot in the head right at that Sunoco. I'm glad you came up man, had a blast, and Friday night was so friggin nice out. Liam, we got a little too lazy to take that pick, but we'll be hangin' again soon, so we'll prove it to you. Tard, I'm sorry to disappoint, but I might have something else for you to shop up. Ok carry on boys... Hey, that J-Bay attack is the number 1 "trending" topic on facebook. That's good, many people read.
All I been doin is focking working in this focking heat. On Saturday I took apart some bunk beds that my boys used when they were young-uns. I was cleaning them up to sell them on the inter-webs, when one of the mattress support rails fell over and dinged my 6'0 go to board. I love that board. Put a golf ball-sized hole in the bottom. My new PA neighbors got their first experience with ENRAGED Chavez. I patched it up so it'll be OK but man was I pissed. Sunday me and my youngest son decided to go to a music festival in West Chester, PA. When we got there, we found that there was no alcohol allowed in the park and there seemed to be more cops there than people attending. It felt like the 'In The Flesh' scene at the end of Pink Floyd's The Wall. And the Hipsters were out in full force. so we trekked up to the nearest watering hole only to find out they didn't have Stella. So I drank as many High Life's as I could in 20 minutes. Got my son all hopped up on Mountain Dew, and went back to the festival. I'm off Thursday so I'm getting wet even if it's only ankle focking high.
All I been doin is focking working in this focking heat. On Saturday I took apart some bunk beds that my boys used when they were young-uns. I was cleaning them up to sell them on the inter-webs, when one of the mattress support rails fell over and dinged my 6'0 go to board. I love that board. Put a golf ball-sized hole in the bottom. My new PA neighbors got their first experience with ENRAGED Chavez. I patched it up so it'll be OK but man was I pissed. Sunday me and my youngest son decided to go to a music festival in West Chester, PA. When we got there, we found that there was no alcohol allowed in the park and there seemed to be more cops there than people attending. It felt like the 'In The Flesh' scene at the end of Pink Floyd's The Wall. And the Hipsters were out in full force. so we trekked up to the nearest watering hole only to find out they didn't have Stella. So I drank as many High Life's as I could in 20 minutes. Got my son all hopped up on Mountain Dew, and went back to the festival. I'm off Thursday so I'm getting wet even if it's only ankle focking high.
Oh yeah, THE PICTURE.... Liam, that was my fault. SS axed me like three times. I tend to procrastinate. Sorry. Next time. Why anyone would think that me and some stranger, Seldom Seen, would pretend to hang out is pretty weird. You want my train receipts? Sorry aboot the board Chavez. Way to go Actionpants.
thank you for all these pertinent details, Riley, you are our man on the ground. your info was confirmed and so helpful. we started looking and it was just as you described. a sketchy, run down section with a nice, wealthy-looking section all right next to each other, the downtown phoenix-looking little section and then the uptown toms river-looking section. the places on Fairview are nice, but too big and so expensive for just one guy. then we started branching out, and we found a decent-looking place in mays landing with a bunch of cameras and two curfews for two younger age groups. i'm totally ignorant to what that means, but i'm guessing it's not a good thing.
