Wsl j bay shark

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by Towelie, Jul 19, 2015.

  1. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    They have to distribute condoms to all 100% surfers so they can be safe. This is Africa, remember, home of HIV and Great Whites (fish, not humans).
     
  2. NICAfiend

    NICAfiend Well-Known Member

    534
    May 12, 2012
    [video]https://www.facebook.com/WSL/videos/10153043402022058/?pnref=story[/video]

    Julian's the man!!!
     

  3. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    And, apparently, you are his b(itch.
     
  4. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014

    o barry
     
  5. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    That's no little shark
     
  6. NICAfiend

    NICAfiend Well-Known Member

    534
    May 12, 2012
    Yes, I'm a b(itch because I resect a man who puts others before himself. Someone who doesn't grab a cellphone and start videotaping a horrible incident....that actually wants to help someone in need. You have to be the biggest troll, fooking kook on this site.

    o barry in real life
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  7. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Right... So getting back on track with an update: J Bay final is cancelled, both Mick and JW split the loot and second place points as per regulation.

    Solid decision.
     
  8. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
  9. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    on a conspiracy slant..since we never saw the shark only the fin,,could it have been set up my mick and Julian to split the $? maybe it was a robot shark with a fake fin, it isn't often a great white doesn't come away with a piece of something.. hmmm:rolleyes:
     
  10. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Very possible! I have a few more:

    Mick's board sponsors trying to get rid of him, so they gave him a yellow board.

    Slater was pretty upset with the elimination - paid off some locals to chum the watre during the final (same locals seen paddling away from the scene when Mick was swimming for his life)

    Julian is secretly behind it, cause he wanted the $$$ only reason he paddled towards Mick was to make sure the job was done and/or to finish it before the boats get there. (Explains why he was sad during the interview later) besides he's the last person anyone would think such a thing upon so - perfect crime brah
     
  11. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Haven't followed both treads entirely since I'm gome, but this incident should decrease the amount of ppl that want to learn how to surf.
     
  12. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    So you think it was an anti-competition campaign by the "Soul Surfers Alliance" against WSL? Makes a lot of sense, kinda like population control.. Like how many of you want to go to Egypt RIGHT NOW? Same thing man... Good stuff SS
     
  13. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
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  14. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    "iShark"?

    This proves everything man
     
  15. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    lol.the aussies have lots of interesting lingo.everyone calls their leash a leg rope.they call the rescue sleds on the back of jetskis boogyboards.they call hamburgers meatpies,or something like that.australians are cool people,Idk why they get such a bad rep.

    u want to hear some funny lingo watch parkos movie "(something with the word "dog" in it)"..don't remember the name,just remember the word dog lol,its from 2006 or 07,something like that
     
  16. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    its called "free as a dog"
     
  17. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    They get a bad rep because they are all descendants of british prisoners, members of the gallows polls. Americans, on the other hand, are crazy freaking Puritans descent. Which is wackier is a toss of the coin. Thank God I am only 2nd generation here........
     
  18. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Cep, I'll definitely have to check that out lol thanks man

    Barry, have you even been to the quiet town of NOLA? Besides, you're Puerto Rican, dude.
     
  19. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
  20. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014