wtf should i do with my life?

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  1. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Very impressive work here, Z; I'm officially awed by this detective work. Seriously!
     
  2. babybabygrand

    babybabygrand Well-Known Member

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    Nov 1, 2012
    hahaha...
    play on word playa!
     

  3. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    YOU SOB.....DETECTIVE WORK???

    I'M THE ONE WHO INITIATED THE THEORY !!!

    I PUBLISHED MY THEORY, WITH EXAMPLES, ON THANKSGIVING WEEKEND

    PRAISE ME....PRAISE ME !!!

    PREASE, PRAISE ME, YANKEE.......("Prease" is Japanese for "Please")

    You Son B!tch. I know your notorious for being mean, but this crosses the line. I feel like Jan Brady getting passed over for Marcia......AGAIN !!!

    I am reporting this to Mr. Swellinfo Guy. Hopefully he'll ban all of you.
     
  4. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Just to make everything crystal clear......like Carribean Ocean....

    I'm only playing around aboot receiving credit. That should have been apparent, but maybe some people don't have a parent. Oh man, that was a good one right there.

    Actually it was all ZaGaf, as agents from the Gloucester,MA Coast Guard Station have been reported in the area. Yeah, you can't go by the Horizon Grocery without my people letting me know. So, send them out to San Diego.........
     
  5. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Hey PJB, Studlee thought you were Bubble Toes. She is/was a chick. Hope this makes you feel better about Z Gaffer effing you in the A...
     
  6. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    PLEASE, WITH EXTRA CHEESE, WILL SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOOT ME !!!!

    CBS, was that the one....Bubble Toes? Aww man, actually Studlee, of the Tidewater Virginia area, said I was the love child of Gruvi and Bubble Toes. That was after I was accused of being Gruvi 56.3 times.

    God I need some positive attention on here. I just wish....I just wish people would be super nice to me.

    On the serious tip, I've been getting strange phone calls today and a few of the Mexican guys hanging in front of The Horizon Grocery said they saw a Coast Guard SUV with MASS plates cruising around the area.....

    Crewsby, have a pleasant evening and a good day tomorrow. Thanks for you dedication to teaching young people. My governor loves you guys.....
     
  7. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    (smacks ass) good game
     
  8. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    OWWW ! Thanks dude.......Pssss, meet me over at the Gay Surfer Thread...wink...wink.....

    Oh Sandblaster, what are we doing here, huh? Why are we here? I don't mean on the computer on Swellinfo.com, but HERE. Is this all really happening?

    There's 7 billion of us running around like we have something important to do. 7 billion people urinating everyday, and buying stuff at Walmart or the local 3rd world market.


    7 billion of us who can't agree on anything. Anarchy, no taxes, and voluntarism........War, dictators and crack.....

    Thank God for the ocean and whatever group of cannibals that started riding waves.......naked.
     
  9. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013

    honestly, idk but well fine the way though it, all i know is that we all could use some swell right now.
     
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Jeesus H. Christmas you guys are frigging hilarious and genius at the same time! I gotta say, I'm buying into this AO/OO/Emass theory, despite the grammatical discrepancies.

    I gotta say, that one line Gaff mentioned, about poo being further down the line cupcake, resonates with me sounds genuine, but Emass coulda picked that up somewhere. Strange about that last activity data...I'll be back...
     
  11. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Seldom...Seldom say something nice aboot me. Please.....

    Well someone with Spicoli's grasp on all that is language, wouldn't have any problem taking his discourse to a lower level. I thought that would be readily apparent to folks. If you can be a 9...then you can easily be a 5. Ya know what it is that I be sayin'? Maybe Spicoli is AO's wife/boyfriend. I don't know.

    All I know, is that why would someone sooo into SI, ditch-out just because I mentioned him and AO were the same person? Me !!! I did it !!! That was me !! LOL SMH SMFH YOLO LOL :0 :( Hey I need some more of those things.....Oh God, someone praise me, please.

    Hey Zues, I was accused of being: Gruvi, Bubble Toes, Yankee and a few others. I didn't run. NO, I stood tall and did what I thought BA Barrackas(SP) would do. Yeah, he was afraid of flying but that's it. He wouldn't run because of that. I was even betrayed by Superfish. We were best friends then he bad mouthed me along with the peanut gallery. I've never recovered from that. But I didn't run away.

    Though I never had any hopes of becoming shredder number one on here. I'm already shredder number 3...maybe 2.5.......well I used to be. Man, I seem to be slowing down these days. I was wacking it a few years ago.....jeez what's happening?

    OH MY GOD, it might snow a bit today !!! I heard it on the news !!! They're panicked !!! They been dropping salt on the roads since yesterday morning !!! HYPE, MAN, THE HYPE !!! Everything is sensationalized these days.
     
  12. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Mr. Jetty, you're the man, and shredder number 1 in my book. BA Barrackas(SP) would be proud. We won't betray you like Superfish did.
     
  13. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2013
    What really bothers me about the emassspicoli theory is that he used to PM me about surf spots in Maine. Knowing he's a troll is realy disappointing news
     
  14. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Happy Holidaze, on this thread too, Billy. May a never-ending ground swell meet you at your favorite break & carry you to clean, rapturous lefts & rights.

    Props for being The Original Theory Guy on the deranged emass8' & his wacky band of invented online alter-egos. ZGaff deserves major props for taking the ball & running with it to the end zone, though.
     
  15. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    The fact that the troll princess, aka emass8', was conducting private whispers with you, chucka-boo-boo, surprises me not one bit.
     
  16. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013

    Ok listen, EmassSpicoli is gone. I got rid of him. Now I'm getting rid of the rest.

    No more idol worship for ZaGaffer, LBCrew, Mitchell or Luca Brazzi.....

    I am now expanding my reign from head mental case/weirdo to Elder Statesman.......

    ZaGaf's detective work merely showed examples of the differences between the two characters' writing styles. That should have been readily apparent....if you have a parent or two.

    Za Gaf's work in no way displayed any of the theories that I prosteticizised ON THANKSGIVING WEEKEND.........Not at all, but you guys touch ZaGaffer's thing no matter what he says......

    I'm going to get me some of that. Yeah, I am. My whole life has come to this very moment.......

    THIS VERY MOMENT !!!!

    I ain't putting up with this no more. Those sons of b!tches at Family Guy and David Arquette have been ripping me off for years.

    "Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty" was MINE !!!! And God love them, but Stone and Parker lifted my, " You know what it is that I be sayin' ? "

    And yeah the movie failed, but that Arquette dude (drunk bast@rd) lifted my idea from A&E's Intervention Website aboot a sex doll that he treats as a real person. That was my idea !!! SOB was lurking around with that Cox wife of his in 2005, and got me real good.

    SO, here's the deal cowboys, I AM THE MAN...........

    I will be THE MAN, for now on........

    No more Za Gaffer, LBCrew, & Mitchell...........

    Listen I got rid of Spicoli, I'll get rid of YOU.

    I am my worst nightmare.........
     
  17. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    doesnt this tie into another thread?
     
  18. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Hey brahs, what's up? Busy week over here. What'd I miss?

    #2000th post

    Boom.
     
  19. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Welcome back... I made you a cake for your 2000th

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  20. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    So are you AtlanticO?:confused: