wtf should i do with my life?

I knew you were butt hurt!!!

and so you are saying you are really only 4 ft with a 9 inch member? you mean cm's? the Irish use the metric system

thanks for the practice, I'm bringing my material to a comedy club soon, but I am useless without hecklers who I can destroy

 

"Destroy..?" You know, I thought of "Butt Hurt" when I typed.."Nothing but hurt..." I was even going to rib you on it, butt you took care of it.

4'10''....don't short change me.

Also, Zagaf's last nail in the coffin actually proves otherwise. That they are the same. So easternmass is also an expert on the ferry system in the PNW..........the area AO is so familiar with......And why would anyone leave this site over that(being accused of being somebody else) It happens five times a day here.

I need to talk to Oprah, I can't take it anymore.

 

Speed reading can cum with some blips.....

It clearly says, right after "Broadway is where I performed fellatio for money," --- But Really AO.......You see? Saying, "But Really AO," clearly shows the previous comment was pure jest. Ah man that's so clear. As clear as the Carribean Ocean

And besides it didn't say I blew men. I could have blown women.

Kids never do the right thing. Thanksgiving time, AO came back blasting everyone. He didn't blast me. I stuck up for people. And now I'm getting it from all over. Kids, never do the right thing.

Oh please people call me, Mr. Bear.

 

PJB im just razzing you. I actually have 0 comedic creativity, I just need an opening, some sign of weakness then I swarm like the salmon of capistrano

Emass isnt even here to appreciate that movie reference....

but in the meantime, gimme ya gold son!!! its a great hedge against hyperinflation!

 

I think I've actually learned more about surfing from this thread than all my years in the water.

What up, Emass? Been a busy week?

ZGaff, your memory is astonishing...I quit smoking the herb a couple months ago and my memory is still sh!t!

PJB...no need to be but hurt, you are the man!! Freakin' hilarious the ish you come up with.

 

ZAGAFFER........

I ALSO SAID THAT I HAD AN ABANDO RIGHT BEFORE I GOT ON FELLATING.........I've seen numerous women get felated. And really ZaGaf if you are listening to Latin(Italians) then you are in big trouble. I was at church yesterday morning and this guy kept mumbling Sh!t and smiling.....I'm almost positive he was Italian....probably spoke Latin too....

I took Latin for two years At The Prep School. Ms. McGowan NEVER spoke of fellatio

DO YOU REALLY THINK I COULD AFFORD AN ABANDONED ROW HOME IN AN UPSCALE SOUTH CAMDEN NEIGHBORHOOD ???.....

Why, I'd have to fellate all of Cherry Hill, and not spend any money on that crack. And the crack is so nice down there. That's impossible.

IMPOSSIBLE......

Koki, thanks, see I tole you all, I am the man.

Someday I'm going to get help for my mental problems and just you watch out. I may even move to Sand Diego and hassle the next generation of east coasters on surf predictin' website forums.

I kan dew eat.

 

Mr jetty! Don't mind these goons, I think they are trying to run you out of town! And that can't happen cause swellinfo.com would fall apart!!! Seriously it's just like the Gospel, it's the truth!!!!
Remember those times at the point in Camden??? They never surfed anything like it!!!!

 

Brahs, needed to step away from the SI machine for a time. Can't promise I'll be around too often going forward. It's been fun, real fun at times, but other commitments, responsibilities, and irresponsibilities beckon my attention and effort. Things round here were getting a bit too creepy and still are. Some sort of Red [wetty] Scare has got errbuddy all up to their white helmuts in confusion. Wasn't worth the effort of trying to diffuse the EM/AO/OO hypothesis. I wouldn't strip you guys of the enjoyment and content you've had for the last two weeks going back and forth about it on here like you have. This may not have had the repeated crescendos of other well-known SI immortal threads but it is the longest thread I know of, unless "bongs" was not #1. Please inform me if that's not the case.

When AO busted on the scene mid-summer, I was already getting along with nearly all of you. A fair amount of any previous opponents had either offered a truce in a thread or over PM and all was good in Spicoliville other than the drought of waves. AO came in with a bang that day and I had a fist half-raised but we soon found common ground. I get more love/hate here at will than anyone could ask for. I'd have no benefit from alter-ego accounts. Then again...maybe I'm ZaGaffer...

Anywayz...

KB - Real busy. Not enough hours in the minutes, brah. Asked Santa for that 30-hour watch made by RipCurl. Word on L Street is that it shows the tides for Deal, Honeyton, VB, Lowers...AND adds a quarter more to your day. Hoping my karma holds up for that one.

skulldog - Ho brah! I'm not sure if that was or wasn't me but it may or may not have been. If the dude surfed that well then it probably wasn't. Yet. I reckon you sound like a solid charger to join. Perhaps I'll be so fortunate if I haven't already been.

Slashdog - Your anthological recollection of my post history is remarkable and comparable to Gaffer's Beautiful Mind. To clarify your questions: I bleed public schooling and blue-collah upbringing; refer to my fiery baptismal welcoming of BCN in early summer for support on that. I can't even tie a tie without consulting a YouTube tutorial, no joke. I've got a number of wahines' numbers on the beach, some richer some poorer and their grammar weighed far more in their favor/disfavor than their socio-econ. Yes, I froth and snack while prepping for the DP sesh, too many of which end up being mythical when daylight arrives. Still frothed though and that counts for something. The best team in the NFL is certainly the one I adore and after what they're doing on the reg with scabs we no longer need an SI thread to debate their prominence. I do bring my Carvers to the park and have also got into more traditional skate setups out of need for solid non-surfskate basics to integrate into my dryland shreddery. Yes, all four of my grandparents are now deceased and both grandfathers defended our nation overseas in the early 40s; hence last Saturday was a proud day of remembrance. I do believe in the preeminence of German sports cars. I'm allergic to the office setting yet have no food allergies, hence the wide array of late night snacks. I've got myself to credit for all my failures, while myself and several instrumental people to thank for the successes I've had.

MIS-13 - Some day soon we shall go where the beautiful women instinctively flock. And I will open up that set of wahines introducing you as SI's leading poster. You've eclipsed my posts per day average by almost a full post now and that's no easy task even with me going Chappelle on here for a week. I hereby challenge you to get to the 1k mark by the end of the calendar year. You have 3 weeks and one day to submit another 242 most excellent posts.

brewengineer - Dude, I sent you a PM when you were in the waveless abyss of Deutchland for 30 days and 30 nights to see how you were doing and let you know everything was gonna be alright and that you weren't missing many peaks, yet you ask if I'm AO/OO?

yankee - Hope CR was a good trip for you. Really do, brah. Mean that from the bottom of my bottomless surf/skate/wetty quiver. We all need a respite from the hustle and I trust that it was what you wanted.

Chuck - Don't go wasting hard-earned latex corpses being flustered over the Bourne Bridge Identity theory.

Gaffer - I can relate to your unorthodox cerebral tendencies. When you use the "reply with quote" function on this forum it resembles the smattering of words of my most unabridged posts. I'm back in SD in a couple days and you can count on me meeting you in the parking lot Gaffer! We are DEFINITELY charging together this week. Ever seen What About Bob? You can be my Dr. Marvin.

 

I just asked. I never said I believed it. In fact, I think I once mentioned the fact that your writing style was too far above that of AO. His grammar/capitalization/sentence structure mistakes were far too random to be planned. That is why I think he is shredmachine. That troll account also made many random mistakes, mixed in with some that seemed to be on purpose.

 

What no farewell message to me?

All of a sudden you became busy, huh? Who gives a F if you get accused of being someone else. It happens five times a day here. Running makes you suspicious.

It's like the police saying, " Hey why's that Afro American fella running as we roll down the streets....Let's get him and take him for a Nickle Ride"(that's when the Philly police throw you in one of their vans and speed up and then slam on the brakes and swerve all around - tossing the perp aboot)

Spicoli to show your true Swellinfo loyality give us(me) AO's inof: Name, address, phone number. Thanks dude...

And aboot this writing style conspiracy. Someone with killer writing skills like Spicoli can easily dumb it down. Notice that ALL of AO's posts had blatant "Missed Word" mistakes, and 90% of his posts were edited....even the two sentence ones.

Jeez, who would get bent aboot being accused of being someone else. I wish someone would accuse me of being ZaGaffer. He's totally dreamy. You just say, " F you, no I'm not," and move on. Getting all sheepish and squirelly just encourages the witch hunt. But this is no witch hunt. Jesus, has anyone ducked Spicoli's head in water demanding a confession. And none of us even have a hangman's noose......

It's not that big deal. None of it is. Not even AO's constant attack. Yeah, I entertained thoughts of shooting AO for a moment or two, but that's it. This is a surfing website, it's not all that important in the scheme of things. Everybody is starting to take the Cyber World wayyyyy too serious.

Technology is the anti-Christ. It will kill us all..........You'll see.

Oh Yo, WalkingonH20, straight up Jersey dog, man. This guy is all that and a bag of potato chips........Ahhh dreams of the old secret spots in Camden.........

 

That's all it took??? Why the fck didn't I think of it 8 months ago.

I do like the Mr. Swellinfo is all of the members on this site theory (except you PJB). Kind of makes my brain hurt thinking about how hard it would be to portray so many personalities. But, he gets to kick back and write whatever he wishes and drive the ad revenue up. Create enough loons, buy a beach house and click away waiting for high tide. Wait...that means I don't exist either........(poof!)

 

Oh man. That explains a lot, just kidding. Nothing worse than the British. Talk about enslaving practically every nation. Now, everything British is in over here. If I hear another American say "Cheers", I'll have to puke in their trousers. Hopefully, the ****ing fat queen doesn't bite the bullet or William/Kate have another child. I almost drank myself to death with all that media coverage when who really gives a crap. They may be the most unattractive ethnicity but they sure can cook (oh wait).

Ok. Now everybody don't get all offended. I didn't say anything about Italians, mexican and puerto ricans. What is the difference between them, oh nevermind.

 

+1 On the English contingent. Biggest sc*mbags in history.

However.... some of you may find this statistic interesting:
Of all European Women, British Have the Largest Breasts

Royal Master Pumpington, if you're not too busy in the Abbey today, perhaps you could find the time to post some pictures of Mrs. Pumpington, or of the little Ms.? Then we could shed some light on this subject, your highness.

 

Jesus fukking Christ....some sad,sad fukkers.