Yankee: Hater of the Year?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by ClemsonSurf, Aug 22, 2013.

  1. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Please accept my personal nomination for Hater of the Year. I know you've worked especially hard this year for the HOTY and you've really stepped it up since you blew up the scene Sept 26, 2008.

    What happened since January? You seemed relatively happy by the threads you posted, I mean the Cuba Surfing thing was kinda cool. I guess you never got over getting buzzed by a guy on a wavejet, you've been fuming since then.

    Piss & Vinegar
    Your threads started haven't elevated you to HOTY. No, it's been your general presence on the forum. Rarely a good word comes from you. Quick to cut another down especially if someone offers a view point differing from yours.

    Let's make a quick list of things you hate:

    Me, the south, Red, PJB, SJB, People fron NZ, Charles, Steve, experts, Archy, Humans (We just f*** up everything we touch.), this summer, fried food, Southern food (side note, he seems to prefer food over women. "American tail is easy. And easy wherever a man goes. It's all about the food. North has it.") , young people, old people, Wayne, emassspicoli, banman, njshredmachine, trevolution, authority, GoPros, contrails, Shark-Hunter, shark culling, OceanO, Leethestud, blow up dolls, bros, techno-blah blah items, moderators, gnomes, drivel, wind, Chiros, baggage chimps, misery, not enough misery, tools, boxes, tool boxes, flour.

    I'm sure the list goes on but my keyboard is starting to heat up and needs an oil change so I'll let that list stand.

    I personally like the phrase "if you've got hate in your heart, get it out". You're more of a "if you got hate, you don't have as much as me and I hate you." I don't know how you're able to pack so much meanness and hate through your keyboard but you do so that's why I've nominated you for HOTY 2013!

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  2. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008

  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I'm feeling marginalized here.
     
  4. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    yeah, what have I done to keep him from hating me too?
     
  5. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    I think he was sad when you were temporarily banned.


    SS, Chich,

    By all means, if you agree, nominate Yankee for HOTY as well.
     
  6. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    Some of his rants are forum gold. Some of them are a little disturbing. Some of them make me think the doctors are still trying to get his meds straight. I'd much rather hang out with him than Emass or wayne, or one of the dozens of thug life teens we have on here, for whatever that's worth. +1 vote from me.

    Also, I'm super excited about the sh*t storm that this thread will likely become. Go SI team! GO!
     
  7. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Well, Chicharronne and Seldom, maybe he does hate you too. But maybe he just hasn't broadcasted it. Don't worry fellas, you're worthy of being hated, too.

    Jeez, I didn't know Yankee "Hated" me. Good Lord, wondering if DLouren hates me is bad enough. Well, my whole life needs to be examined to see what I'm doing wrong.

    Good job, Clemson, on the creative thread. It's a nice change of pace from the recent, "This summer sucks," stuff.
     
  8. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Thanks for my daily affirmation PJB. I feel included now.
     
  9. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Oh my bad guys, I was misunderstood...I think I'm in the running for HOTY too. While I may not broadcast my vile misanthropic hatred frequently, I eagerly await witnessing the demise of our species.
     
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I love all you guys though.
     
  11. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    SS, shouldnt you be out boogie boarding the shin to knee high waves you've been cheering about all summer?
    lol. You know I kid around, roight?
     
  12. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Knee to waist dude, and this week I'm too busy hating humanity.
     
  13. wombat

    wombat Well-Known Member

    158
    Apr 10, 2012
    Seldom - its the classic "love the individual, hate the species" conundrum. I hate "people" but am generally cool with individual or small groups of "persons". btw - did you take your handle from Slim in the Monkey Wrench Gang?

    +1 to lee - emass might be the first on here to make me intentionally go over the falls on a 23' pier shot to get away from him. sorry emass but gotta keep this thing heating up although i appreciate the stoke
     
  14. wombat

    wombat Well-Known Member

    158
    Apr 10, 2012
    how short are you? that might explain the difference

     
  15. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Hahahaha sounds like you and me are cut from similar cloth brother! And you hit the nail on the head w/ the love the indiv. but hate the species ethos. You got it about Slim, that is where I borrowed that from. For the record I am a pacifist and i do treat each individual I encounter with an open mind.

    Say what you want about misanthropy dudes, at least it's an ethos.
     
  16. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    You're base is good for HOTY '14. I recommend.... well being seen more often. And heard much more often. Let your hate and disdain out on a subject even if you kinda like it. HOTY doesn't come easy.
     
  17. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Womabt, I think Spicoli.....why does everyone call him emass........when you can say, "Spicoli," you say "Spicoli"......

    Oh anyways, Spicoli has left the country. I guess those who have found internet hate for him have a few days of solace. Though he may be itching-to-go when he comes back. He may go-off, like Sebastian Inlet on a Huge Northwest swell with Santa Ana winds....and the tumble weeds blow down the streets.
     
  18. wombat

    wombat Well-Known Member

    158
    Apr 10, 2012
    Much easier to live and less live if there are fewer people. Heyduke Lives! although the FBI is really after him. its okay for everyone to pack heat but the wanton destruction of property cannot be tolerated!

    "WHO'S THE F'ING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF F'ING CRYBABIES?"
     
  19. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    IDK about this one, sure he's has his rants and might have his hit list of people he don't like, but I have never had an issue w/him, at least not that I can remember. As a matter of fact, he sent me a very nice PM couple days ago that I wasn't expecting, i'd share it with you all if he was OK with that, but I don't know if he'd want you guys to know what a nice guy he can be and ruin this thread (it's going to be epic).
     
  20. wombat

    wombat Well-Known Member

    158
    Apr 10, 2012
    because Spicoli was cool...and emass sounds like a community college in Quincy