Yankee: Hater of the Year?

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My wife could whup your ass Yankee in the hatred department, in her sleep. That's why hopefully she will never find out abooot this fu(ked up surf predictin forum. Until then, stay pissed mi amigo!

 

Coming into the final stretch of -OTY season!!!

Swellers will start seriously convening one month from now to ready for the polls.

 

This is true, actually ^

In fact, no man could ever match a female who is full of bile & hate. Ask my ex-wife....

 

yankee has my vote so far

 

You paying attention here, gitcarter?

 

carter better step it up

 

sandblasters conceded long ago it seems. Two man show at this point I guess. It's a marathon, not a sprint.

 

Shouldn't you be at your steady hookers joint about now, emass8'? Since you can't find tail at a tiitty bar.

 

Rcarter is like Ross Perot, two big pushes does not a campaign make

 

Yankee displayed major commitment. His hate was felt far and wide, in many cases balls deep. Despite the bombardment, I have to respect his relentless pursuit of this prestigious title.

Yankee has my endorsement.

 

I'm not sure I understand the degree of commitment involved in becoming a hater of the year. I don't know the amount of personal sacrifice and loathing it takes to make it there.

I would, however, like to nominate Jr. above me for hater of the year, purely on the grounds of self hatred. It might just be a gesture or statement to have him on the ballot, but I have witnessed him instigate his own criticism and set himself up multiple times. He practically welcomes it. When he gets through with this forum, his skin will be so thick he won't need a winter suit(e).

 

You're a walking methane refinery, clemmie.

 

Pay attention to Unky2B, see, this is how it's done kidz. Genuine wit, flavored with a bit of sarcasm & genuine insight into the skidmark. Unky2B vaults into the HOF as the youngest ever to make it into the hallowed HOF.

This line alone is deserving of an award, spicoli:
"I would, however, like to nominate Jr. above me for hater of the year, purely on the grounds of self hatred."

 

^^^^Hahahaha good stuff! Self hatred is such an interesting thing.

 

I am actually so honored I am not going to go to work today. This is pretty much the best thing thats happened all week/month/year.

 

So the Self Hater Of The Year would be the SHOTY right?

 

I hate my gums cause they black!

 

I hate that I have to floss my teeth to keep my gums healthy.