Yankee: Hater of the Year?

I hate you.

I don't hate you, PJB! Just because we're on different sides of the political fence doesn't mean that we have to hate each other. Next time I'm in NJ, I'm picking you up and we're going to hang out in 7-Eleven wearing ski masks. Until then, reload that pack and listen to some chill music.

 

Brah, I'm in a third world country right now. You have to go to at least a fourth world country like Jersey to not have das web. Speaking of, I've got to go surf these rights while my haters surf das web from das cubicle. I wish half of you were here right now. This is gonna be awesome.

Got in mad late last night to the beachfront surf lodge to hear pounding of high tide. Love that bass. Woke up a little while ago to a toilet that wouldn't flush (hadn't used it yet), an unidentified six legged creature in the trash bin (looked like a miniature crab! sprayed his azz with DEET!), and better swell than I've seen since Laird knows when. It's 3-5 feet right now, but these things are a hollow I've not seen. Let's hope they jack a bit more this week and I can get pitted for a brief second then thrashed into the washer.

About to put on more zinc and sunscreen than ever and wax up this fresh 6' HP. If the natives are loading up, then the Aryan folk need to follow suit and then some.

Can't promise I'll be on das web much while here, but I'll keep you updated. Hope that some cyclonic slut comes west and puts out for you this week!

 

or it didn't happen

 

Emass: PICS!!!


Damn folks, I like ole Yank--dude can bust balls with the best of them.

So, what does the winner of HOTY win?

 

yankee has my vote for hoty.its like the haters ball from the chapelle show lol.yankee once called the cops on some groms for smokin pot on his beach,not because it was the right thing to do,but just so he could get all the kids that surf better than him off the beach.hate hate hate hate hate.yankee,what could i say about your surf quiver,that hasnt been said about iraq

 

You're pretty good at hate'n too. Hell you might even take the cake for curmudgeoniosity.

 

Have a blast down there dude, be safe, know your limits, and enjoy the rides! Oh, and don't trust anybody who wants you to "take a walk" with them...

 

Yankee is the man, don't gang up on him. He's just a little frustrated because AI's been so sh!tty, I mean he went and played for Turkey....who does that unless the really need the mula.

Some people get all sore because people say what they mean, I'd like to think that if you surf, you've grown out of being a p;ssy and spend your time doing everything in your power to get the hairy clam.

Dessert never tasted so good!

And Emass, as previously stated: pics or it didn't happen.

 

this great in so many ways! the Chapelle reference, Yankee using cops to clear the lineup, good stuff!

 

I think Yankee's hilarious.

 

Lmfao Lmfao !

 

^^^this^^^

 

+1 on this.

 

Yes!!!! Glad you got the Lebowski reference!! And you are correct, Hayduke lives!

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I hate you.

 

that means,

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Strong is the pimp hand in Yankee

 

I heard a rumor he's coming back. You guys ever see the championship bracket of 64 Chappelle skits set up just like the NCAA hoop tourney? Unreal. Chappelle and Chris Rock need to go on tour together.