Yankee: Hater of the Year?

I got you brah. Just have to execute some acts that warrant fotografias. If this morning's sesh was in a pictorial, you'd see me in a Kenmore on permanent press most of the time.

These are not east coast waves. I like the difference though. Takeoff tougher with the HP but it's responsive as hell. The future is bright on that stick. Loved the glassed-in fins.

What I should've snapped shots of is the swallow tail in the lineup. Maybe the best azz I've ever seen, courtesy of this blonde wearing a T-back. Then there was this brunette that was absolutely shredding. So I painted a portrait of her next to the lodge's quiver:

 

Nice photo emass.
As for Yankee being a hater mmmmm. I don't think so. He's just like most of here. TYPE A personality! He's got one heck of humor. It's like putting a bunch of SAS boys in a locked room with booze. Ya there s gonna be a fight. Our huge tribe is the same way. Respect is given when proved!

More photos emass. Better immortalize it.

 

Here you go. Nice beach break. I mean, really, why live where there's no swell and absurdly overpriced real estate?

 

best surf diss ever

 

they have some great art in the board rental shop

 

With the myriad odes to him we'd wonder to what extent you're familiar with his hand.

Remember, we're brahs now. It's my bastardized, dysfunctional way of showing respect due to my arrested development.

 

They sure do. Not sure if the same can be said for the mural by the pool. It's a farce by the way. I got thrown under that A-frame and no manatee in sight.

 

Dude, now I never tell people what to post and all, but when you leave the country on a surf trip, you should let the SWELLINFO.COM thing go for awhile.

Forget aboot Yankee, SUP and Seldom for a few days...weeks whatever. Dude, don't bring this Sh!t with you. Forget aboot us. Go do your thing.

Unfortunately, we'll all be here when you get home.

I know, I know, this site is addicting, almost like crack. Everybody needs just one more blast.

Oh Dlouren, I'm kidding aboot the hate thing.

 

C'mon PB&J, there's a fair equity between my benefit of tutelage from the wisdom of you cagey vets while I'm here to the vicarious relief some will get from hearing about it. People helping people. It's beautiful stuff!

You guys complete me. What would I do without you? No, on the real (what's real?!), you guys are a major help through everything and I know you'd want me to get the most out of this trip. Isn't it poetic justice that since you've had to put up with hearing my kook tales over the months that you'd get to enjoy the watershed of my small victories (i.e. only getting pounded by 90% of real waves)?? Plus, you get to see paintings of topless surf chicks next to tropical quivers. It beats huffing a bottle of Elmer's.

Headed out in a few for my second sesh of the day. It's been consistent since the morn. Had to get my calories and a break from el sol. You are well aware that I'm burning a surplus of energy paddling that chip compared to the groveler back home.

 

Yank and I have gone toe to toe a few times, but I think he's a solid dude all around. His and my shared hatred for the mention if culling sharks really brought me around.

 

Way to hijack this into your surf trip thread masshole. Like Sjb said, get off the Internet and get absorbed into your new surroundings instead of this crap. It's not going anywhere but your trip is going to be over before you know it. Personnaly I could do without your excessive off subject details all the f*cking time. If you could find a way to get over yourself, me and some others would be able to enjoy this forum like we did before you joined it. The amount of posts you already have is disturbing. Honest. Now, let's hear that rediculously long and overly self righteous reply.

YANKEEEEE..............YEWWWW!

 

If your still looking for tips I'd focus on getting your duck dive dialed when in good surf (not the same as EC mushburgers). Don't race back to the line up. Take your time and concentrate on using your energy efficiently. It will pay off when your 3-4 days in on double sessions and there's still something in the tank.

 

You can't judge a "poster" through a "keyboard" as Yankee really good people and proud to call him a friend

 

I can scarcely believe it!

Say it ain't so, Shoeless Joe, er, clem!

Not only do I apparently have my very own bald-headed troll, I now have my very own THREAD dedicated by a bald-headed troll just for ME!

clem, oh clemmy, you puckish lil' devil with the shining spf-190 covered pate....

You have elevated me to SI immortality.

Words alone can never be enough gratitude for the huge amount of time that you've wasted, er, devoted to tracking & notating every one of my posts.... for years! Who knew?! But there you were, lurking, ever lurking in the shadows. Troll wannabes! Take note! Clem is The Master Troll. emass8' get out your notebook & start scribbling.

As my bud General Lee said, some of the responses in this thread are gold.....ok, maybe fool's gold, but I'll take 'em as I can get 'em.

BTW, clem, there are some really cool heads on this forum. Uh, you're not one of them; but that's ok! You can still aspire to greatness.

It seems that what set you off, and inspired your hulking emergence from the depths of troll holler over there in Green Acres, was a riposte or two regarding one's lack of dome turf. Or maybe it was the insights I had on 'steve83' the infamous invisible 'shaper' of wooden aircraft carriers.

Or maybe you're just another angry dood 'cause I sometimes yell 'Jesus H. Christ' before I eat it. I don't always yell that. But when I do, it's spectacular. Because I am... The Most Hated Man in Your World.

Anyways, it's very impressive the way you went to DEFCON5.

I'm fo' sho' giving a positive shout back to the boyz in the SI 'hood who stood up in any way, shape or form in this thread for my hateful arse. You boyz didn't have to do that, but props & my respect from me for having old-school backbone.

(btw, Goofy Footer (who has more cojones than most people): you owe me pics of those gorgeous new Carolina-shaped customs that you picked up today!)

Keepin' it real, clem, that's all it is, sparky. Not everyone gets to be an astronaut. And that just may, at the end of the day, be the pea in your Birkenstocks.

 

I just wanted to check the forecast and got caught up in this thread

 

I can't even get through your stream-of-consciousness (or unconsciousness...?) things that you dump on us. It's almost depressing....the complete lack of paragraphs...grammar, who needs grammar...did the teachers in your school district have advanced degrees in ebonics?

I can't even generate the energy to hate, let alone finish reading what ya post, sparky. But, good luck with that!

 

The hallmark thing about 'This, My Thread' was that it took only until the second page before emass8' hijacked it. From Costa Rica. Or, from his bedroom in his mom's house in Scituate.

 

No one's angry, sport coat. Just....welll....whoa.....TMI TMI TMI. Whoaaaaa. No one cares what is clemmysurf. Especially when the only one laughing at your weird little riffs is....you. (Cue the strange movie music, the stuff with the off-key whistling. I'm picturing the weird penguin from the old Bud Ice stalker ads.....dooby doooby doooo....)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVWtq-_VYk8

Ahhhh, trolls.... always thinking anyone cares who they are. And then they morph into stalkers. Hello, infarctions.

An obsession with one's own body hair (or lack thereof) as on display above is, well, funky foul. Your spirited, and lengthy, discourse on your own body hair pretty much answers the chrome dome thing.

And, yes, outside of the 12 year old shredmachine, you may be the biggest hater, as you say.