Yankee: Hater of the Year?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by ClemsonSurf, Aug 22, 2013.

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  1. Aug 23, 2013 #61
    Captain Gnarkill

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    Best thread since gruvi

    As a consistent reader, rare responder, Yankee gets my vote

    And I love him for it
     
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  3. Aug 23, 2013 #62
    CBSCREWBY

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaGaffer View Post
    I saw some cool stuff this week an she ain't over. Tuesday, I saw some skinny kid on a modern, fiberglass 5 or 6 foot, fish tailed, 1" skegged fin, alaia pull a 720 on the flat face face of a big, ol slow rollin' slab. Looked like hot sh!1_ skimboardin' from back home, only it was on a wave face a foot bigger than the alaia.

    This evening, I saw a paddle boarder get barreled. First time I've ever seen that. Small wave, bout 4 footer, barely under the lip, totally tucked in, paddle across the knees, one knee on the board; but hey, if there's water over your head and a hollow behind you, goalazo. I see dude out there all the time, usually evening sesh, rides an 8'6" Hobie performance paddle board, rips it up. Thing weighs less than my log.

    Also tonight, I saw one o the biggest damn sea lions, I've ever seen. Thing was as big as a bottlenose almost.

    Quote Originally Posted by yankee
    Get a life. And stay off the bourbon-and-posting evening routine that you've fallen into.

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    Sep 28, 2012, 01:33 PM #3
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    I've seen this guy with the screen name yankee rip on everybody on a surf forum. Wait... That's the opposite of cool. Sorry man. MMMMM Bourbon....

    Yankee! HOTY 2012!!! Hating on someone for liking cool surf related stuff!!! That doesn't mean I don't like his posts. I think he's calmed down in the year of our lord 2013.
     
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  5. Aug 23, 2013 #63
    Erock

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    This is the most entertaining thread in a while.
     
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  6. Aug 23, 2013 #64
    ClemsonSurf

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    It takes one to know one.

    But, please let me apologize, I figured you were actively seeking the 2013 HOTY. I mean on a forum full of haters you have worked and continue to work the hardest as a purveyor of the finest, most unadulterated hate and general disdain. Cheers to you!

    The Beatles once said "happiness is a warm gun," it seems happiness to you, Mr. Yankee, is a warm laptop and a cold heart. You need no weapon to strike down fellow surfer's minor victories, no all you need is your 10 pudgy little fingers and an encyclopedia of pet names.

    It's a cold world out here in SwellInfoLand, thanks for making a little colder.
     
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  7. Aug 23, 2013 #65
    Sniffer

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    Im taking my morning dump while reading this thread, does it get anymore fitting than that?
     
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  8. Aug 23, 2013 #66
    Zeroevol

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    Well, this goes hand in hand... "Sniffer" "Taking a dump" LMAO, sorry, it cracked me up
     
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  9. Aug 23, 2013 #67
    Sniffer

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    Crack, haha!
     
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  10. Aug 23, 2013 #68
    eppeldaa

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    I hate when oatmeal gets stuck between my teeth
     
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  11. Aug 23, 2013 #69
    DawnPatrol321

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    I hate when I fart and get more than I had bargained for, then I gotta do the penguin shuffle to the lavatory to clean me bum
     
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  12. Aug 23, 2013 #70
    nynj

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    [video=youtube;gjUEiVICt4M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjUEiVICt4M[/video]
     
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  13. Aug 23, 2013 #71
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    I shat my pants once on my way to the library when I was in college. It was a fart as you described DP. I was lifting alot and drinking protein shakes hence my loose bowels. Anyway, I was right outside the library, too long of a walk back to my dorm, so I entered the library bathroom, cut my soiled boxers free, and proceded w/ my day.
     
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  14. Aug 23, 2013 #72
    yankee

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    That's a heckuva visual you created for us, Seen.
    :D
     
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  15. Aug 23, 2013 #73
    seldom seen

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    Just doing my part amigo. I can tell you one thing, whoever found those soiled drawers must hate me more then clemson hates your hating.
     
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  16. Aug 23, 2013 #74
    DawnPatrol321

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    Stay away from Fiber One bars too, only in moderation for those lil devils
     
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  17. Aug 23, 2013 #75
    Paddington Jetty Bear

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    Oh NJNY, Kripsy Kreme is the best. Something aboot a polite, Louisiana kid, who may be just a pinch mentally disabled, spitting fire. His duet with Daniel Tosh was the best rap song in ages.

    Ok, Yankee, just recently, threw me some hate on another thread...........

    Something aboot salt, maybe a salt shaker. He did try and soften the blow by saying he meant no disrespect, but it still hurt. Hurts real bad actually............

    God, kids are so cruel these days. I'm currently talking to a few "Bullying Experts" and trying to get them to become members of the SWELLINFO.COM community so they can help those of us who get bullied. I think that would be terrific. And of course, I do have three separate counselors that I see frequently............
     
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  18. Aug 23, 2013 #76
    sisurfdogg

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    So true bro! Talk about busting airs and floaters! Those Fiber One bars will make you go large.
     
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  19. Aug 23, 2013 #77
    DawnPatrol321

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  20. Aug 23, 2013 #78
    goosemagoo

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    Glad I'm the only one at the office today. Laughing so loud my dog is looking at me funny :) :) :) :) :)
     
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  21. Aug 23, 2013 #79
    EmassSpicoli

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    Agreed goose. This has been one of, if not the best weeks on the forum since I arrived. You guys are all on point and very witty.
     
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  22. Aug 23, 2013 #80
    chicharronne

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    Costav Rican coffee always opens my window of opportunity.
     
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