Yankee: Hater of the Year?

Best HOTY acceptance speech ever.

 

That, my friend, is a truckload of hatin'...!

 

Yankee: (pimp walks onto the stage in velour surf trunks) "Sorry I'm late. I had to put some water in ClemonSurf's momma's bowl."

I bet you Yankee hasnt missed a pay-per-view MMA fight ever.

 

Aint nothing wrong with that!

 

Do I get an award for making yankee's sh*t list?

 

But seriously, has anybody been to any good strip clubs lately

 

Dood! You usually post pretty good stuff.
It's ok, everyone reveals their inner 'thang' (velour surf trunks....?! whoa, lone stranger!) once in awhile.

 

Tampa-Clearwater used to be awesome. And the ones in Prague are seriously off the hook.

 

No.
You have to get clem/steve/chuckles/the gnome or one of their insane clown posse to hate you. Then, if you're really hated by them you might, just might, get nominated for your own HOTY award. No guarantees, pal.
This is MY award!
Get off my train!*

* that's a metaphor for the nutjob on the subway platform in 'Ghost,' kids

 

The way everyone rags on you I better get to work then.

 

More strip clubs here then grocery stores, take your pick!

 

Have at it, Lurch.

 

So if I bump 'my' thread, every two or three hours, for example, well, is that an egotistical emass8' thing to do....?

 

Yankee are you a happy man ?

 

Sooooo predictable.....if you were a fish you'd have lasted about 2 days before being hooked by a Kmart lure....or if one were a bull, emasculated no doubt, one would run head-first to ram one's head into the fluttering red flag even as it waves in front of a metal stanchion...need I go on? (yes, I could....)

Just wondering if you are familiar with those Secret Service arse clowns who got busted in Colombia, perchance? Failure to pay for services rendered? And now, witness protection in unibrow country?

When bored, and living in a land of early winter, it's best to retreat to thine wood shop, and there design a gnome plank, to spread the gospel come springtime.

 

Yank here's the last plank I made its pretty sweet dude.

 

Quite an intriguing fin. How does it perform?

 

Its absolutely amazing. Doesn't slash like a quad or thuster set but as far as an underwater appendage is concerned it works. It's been tested thoroughly in tow surfing so far but it still awaits to get into sizeable surf.