Yo swellinfo

Goddamn it! I was all set to have a field day with this, I read all three pages and you fools have already said it all! Good work fellas!

 

Alana's not.

 

Sponsored by #Stuart?????

 

i would drink her bath water

 

I already did! At least MIS told me it was her bathwater...

 

I would make trunk space for her.

What's up new guy. I have been living amongst the people of this forum now for two moons and a fortnight. My advice is this: be humble, don't be afraid to get intoxicated and rant about your personal life, and if given the opportunity prey on the weak like a pack animal. Amen.

Now post some shirtless selfies bro

 

I would make yogurt from her yeast infection and make protein shakes with it.

 

^^^ Damn dirty uncle

 

too far...Welcome Greg. Good going on this thread. Rule #1 is always say hello.. or hi.... or yo in this case.

 

Cliff, edge, so far past it man but still awesome! How about a beer brewed with it? It could be Alana's Pu$$y Porter.

 

New guy definitely does not exist... pics or you didn't happen, 'Greg.'

 

I have more, only 99$/oz

 

Yeah bro I think we are all somewhat skeptical. Yet, they're all attempts at recreating the legend that Hello tread was. I think Swellers are all playing along hoping it's real and will result in Hello part deux

 

Yo Homebrew. What da deal is? Be careful of them Joiseys. They take black guys, hollow them out, and make wetsuits outta them.

Be Skeert!
Be very Skeert

 

Yeah I'm really beginning to doubt this hello thread- maybe this 'Greg' guy was just a virtual sweller

 

Welcome Greg...whatchcha drinking tonight, Colt45 or some Magnum. Bet you own a white surfboard.

 

i never had a hello thread...

 

Yeah bro you had a tread. It was wildly successful and well-spoken. You laid it all out there from the beginning. You're basically the only new Sweller pledge ever accepted directly into the frat. Everyone seemed to dig what you were selling. It's proven correct since.