you know you surf when???

You're sitting in a meeting and your nose starts leaking.

 

You go to a lake and you get depressed just looking at it......

 

Or when it runs onto your woman during sex

 

post nasal drip= nothing says surfing is the source more than bending over to tie my shoes and a gush of seawater comes out of my nose

 

bahahaha, yes that too

 

You get medical advice from SI.

 

When your farts smell like hot salt water

 

I was eating a my wifes parents house the first time. I just got out of the water and hawled azz to their house just as they were sitting down. I asked for them to pass something and they told me to just reach for what I wanted. I stood up and reached across for the taters when my sinus' opened up over the roast. Special sauce was all I could think to say.

 

You have crusty nipples

 

Uuuuhhhhhh....

 

You have more sand in your car than the cat box

 

Especially when it bubbles up from your wetsuit and sneaks out under your nose

 

You love the smell of Neoprene in the morning.

You cannot look at any photo or video of the ocean without evaluating it's "surf-ability" or "eye surfing it".

You have an increased/intensified preoccupation with weather.

 

Yes, salt water farts!

 

You may want to start a new tread seeking some medical advise. That's not normal..

 

When you walk down the beach and comment on every wave. suite left, noice right, A frame, close-out, mushy, steep... and you look up and all your non-surf friends are 200 yards down the beach...

 

When you go to the beach and it's flat but you watch the tiny ankle slappers and imagine yourself ten inches tall making that cool little barrel section.

 

you don't pee before a winter sesh so you can have a moment of warmth. aaaaahhhhhh.

 

^- Definitely this ...

^- and this.