you know you surf when???

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Feb 2, 2016.

  1. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    afterwards visit her family in kamchatka, then her family in fiji, then her family in maldives, then her family in waii, then her family in pacific surrr.. key here is to abandonne the convo before she starts speaking. :D
     
  2. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Creative genealogy, I like the concept -we are all descendants of 'da Duke! Time to visit the motherland.
     

  3. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    When you're a moron.
     
  4. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    21752.jpg When you have to run the mower in your wetty in between sessions to shut the wife up so you can get back out there cuz it's been firing all week!!! Hahaha Yeeeeeah dats me ... #kookoftheday!
     
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  5. CDsurf

    CDsurf Well-Known Member

    391
    May 10, 2014
    that's a good one and def me
     
  6. Mattyb

    Mattyb Well-Known Member

    343
    Apr 2, 2013
    When you repeatedly hold in your morning bathroom evacuation because there's swell and if you stop to go you will miss 20 minutes of waves before work. I push it back every dp then miss my window and my tummy hurts the rest of the day like a kid afraid to poop at school.
     
  7. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Get up earlier and drop one before you leave!
     
  8. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    when you get up to piss at midnight and you check the report. But your getting up early to go to work! then for no reason except curiosity, you check it again after 6am on the ladder with your tools on! STILL NEED TO KNOW!
     
  9. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Now that's funny! Hahaha
     
  10. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    pray there's waves Sunday because this pats fan won't be watching a single commercial! yes, I'm a bad loser!
     
  11. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    I car pool with a car full guys who want to know what all the whale jizz all over my new interior is?just surf wax I reply, that's when I get funny looks! love the smell, addicting!
     
  12. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    I pretty much could hardly care less about a football game regardless of surf conditions.

    Worst reason ever to miss waves. Guaranteed to disappoint all the time.
     
  13. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    It only took me aboot 20 years to figure that out. They were good back when T-Rex roamed the earth.
     
  14. NICAfiend

    NICAfiend Well-Known Member

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    May 12, 2012
  15. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
  16. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  17. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    When you sit on SI all day
     
  18. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    When you run into some one you surfed with over the years in some random place and you're like, what's up and he/she is like dude what's up, did you catch last thursday? See ya in the water. Then your wife/GF ect is like who's that and you're like, some dude I've surfed with over the years. She's like what's his/her name and you're like, I don't know but he's goofy foot and rides a thruster most of the time. Drives an old pick up.
     
  19. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    lol I'm bad with names but I never forget a face or a surfbort
     
  20. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    You just friggin knocked it out of the park with that one!! +100!!