you know you surf when???

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Feb 2, 2016.

  1. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    You guys should all stop using drugs.
  2. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    You should start.

    o barry

  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Valhallalla has the best advise all the time and does a great job as well you should listen to him Barry.
  4. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    hey maybe we should maybe we should tell that to sjb and see what he says
  5. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Me stop?? Hell no!! I get syringes for free!!
  6. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Donkey Kong, Lizard Lips, Frog, Spot, Big Red, SurfBum, Surf Guru, Brazzo, Shorebreak Danny and his kid Danny Jr. aka Danielson, Big Wave Dave, Crispy, Chewy, the list goes on. Some I know in real life, some only out there.
  7. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    But I'm heavily invested in pharmasuit(e)icles.
  8. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    Dog breath, weeny,tricky ricky,budda, kungfoogrip,muffin,skode,GE,crabber,cuder face(he didn't surf) and if ya didn't have a nickname it was your last name.
  9. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Spot is my buddy Tony's younger brother. When he was around 12 he got a board with neon yellow, orange, blue and green spots (It was 1981). Now he is 6'3", bald, and runs a Christian youth ministry, but when he's out in the water, he is still Spot.
  10. Lipsmacker

    Lipsmacker Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2012
    Every time you call in sick you get really sunburnt.
  11. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
  12. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    when you don't know the difference between then/than, your/you're

    and when someone is talkin bout a suite you instantly think of a wetty
  13. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    when your wife calls you an a$$hole for coming home late for dinner like tonight because I wanted just one more wave, but that turned out to be just one more GOOD wave, and boom goes the dynamite!
  14. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    A marriage license serves one purpose & one purpose only: it gives the state the legal authority to divide up your hard-earned assets, with most of your assets going to her because you earned more than she did.

    Twisted, but true. Hey, buoyz, I didn't invent the rules but I sure know how to play by them.

    You millenialls are effing morons (thx burry) if you get married.

    Never get married.
    Never go into debt, unless that debt leverages you into profit.
    Always pay cash for everything.
    And if you can't pay cash then you can't afford it.
  15. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013

    Truth! Although with me, if I didn't get
    married, I'd probably be dead long ago.

    Choose your poison wisely ;-)
  16. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    As much as they love us and understand our need to surf, this happens from time to time. Unless they are surf addicted too, no way they could fully "get it".
  17. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    I used to pull that chit on the sitter all the time... not the wife. The reasons are obvious.
  18. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Agreed. I'd prolly be doing a 10-20 stint in the Big House if it wasn't for the old lady. However, Yank is right, how did marriage go from being a contract where the woman basically became the man's property to this 'owe you half' crap?
  19. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Blame liberals.
  20. capecodcdog

    capecodcdog Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2012
    I concur with this. Good advice.

    On marriage, proceed with caution and choose wisely. It can be a great blessing, however, poor choices, like poor wave selection, can result in beatings similar to being caught inside.

    Move forward circumspectly.
    Last edited: Feb 5, 2016