You Know Your a Surfer When?

You know you're a surfer when you failed to learn the correct use of "your" and "you're".

 

#localasitgets

 

you ask someone for wax, you have wax on the floor of your house, you go nuts when you see perfect waves.

 

dune who the fk made you a grammar nazi?

 

Just playing around haha

 

You are riding a wave

 

Your boards are worth more than your car. Dune, check my $hit for grammar then take a big hit and pass it to the left.

 

i thot it was funny.

 

Hindus becomes part of your vocabulary

 

You know you're a surfer when anytime someone tries to make plans with you your automatic response is "Ya, I'm down with that. As long as there is no surf."

 

You'd let someone use "you're" wife before you let them use your board.

 

You watch a shin high wave peel and wish you were GI Joe.

 

your nose runs out.

 

HAHA, yes! That's all I kept whispering to my wife when we saw that at the movies. She was like "shut the F up".

 

Your car upholstery (station wagon, my old car) grows mold 'cause you leave damp, salty boards, towels, and neoprene shut up inside in warm weather.

 

You're shoveling snow out your driveway in your wetsuit.

 

When you finally live/work walking distance to the surf and realize there are no more goals to achieve in your life.

 

has anyone ever snowboarded/skied in their wetsuite?

 

so true