You know you're a surfer when..

when you dont wear hollister clothing nor say brah

 

you dont brag about being a surfer

 

u know your a surfer when you name yourself after a gay ass "surf" movie

 

You have to explain to your wife about the other woman and she gets jealous and wants you to stay home

 

Blue Crush
skooba, or better known as S.C.U.B.A is Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Pretty self-explanatory is it not?

See how the first letter of each word spells SCUBA?? Pretty clever huh? Well since SCUBA is acronym and therefore already taken, generally speaking. I decided to add a little of my own wittiness and spell SCUBA (the acronym) s-k-o-o-b-a (a non-acronym, generally speaking. Oh and also noticed that I used all lower case characters,save the "S", as well just to further prevent any confusion). So, even with my best efforts to prevent any confusion inadvertently created some. Pretty ironic. I'm sorry if the tone of my response might sound condescending and sting a little, but please, if you are going to ask a question such as "what is skooba?" that is remotely as retarded as the movie you named yourself after do us all a favor and think before you speak. Didn't your mama teach you anything?? So to answer your acronym-containing question, that's What The F*ck that is!

 

you know your a surfer when you ditch the girlfriend for the waves when she's leaving for a week, and she understands.

 

that's how you know you have a kick ass girlfriend!!

 

u know you are a surfer when

....when u dont bag on a surfin movie
reguardless of if its a love story too theres surfing in it so chill

 

blue crush,
why thank you

ripsurfin,

thank you for that well thought out and profound reply.

 

anytime buddy

 

Skooooba... pretty friggin witty man.

 

Do you dive?

 

ya think? he wrote a documentary on it ...

 

Ha HA HA ha aha!! this post is cracking me up!

 

NCsurfer gets it!!



ripsurfin,

Why would you call me your buddy when I'm clearly NOT your buddy?

 

you have obviously been SCUBA diving too much and too much pressure had been to ur head and u havnt been surfing enought cuz ur way to freakin tense CHILL

 

you know your NOT a surfer

you know you're NOT a surfer...when you fight with people on an internet forum. Go f----ing surf.