Your duck dive is going to fail. now what?

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by worsey, Sep 8, 2014.

  1. bandaid

    bandaid Well-Known Member

    74
    Jul 21, 2010
    Chic-fil-a, unless its Sunday. Then Pizza.
     
  2. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    This thread would be complete with a shart-huffing synopsis of the differences of ducking b/t sponge and stick.
     

  3. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011
    that guy looks like he should be standing next to Magneto and Mystique.
     
  4. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    K boys, enough of this chew and duck dive talk... With you gents (and betty) please help me pick out my next funshape? I am on the fence. See, I like the one in the middle, because it matches my tatto... But I think #20 would look pretty cherry on top of the General Lee when I roll up to the parking lot....

    ??
     
  5. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
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    Just my 2 cents... duck dive will not help in this situation
     
  6. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Peajay what are your thoughts on yak-dives?

    Sorry man, had to...I know that other thread had you a little aggravated.
     
  7. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Sorry, forgot the pick... whats up?

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  8. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    HA HA HA HA, go green 88
     
  9. bandaid

    bandaid Well-Known Member

    74
    Jul 21, 2010
    Its not going to hurt. Man the **** up.
     
  10. waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

    Oct 1, 2012
    ^^^nascar + surfing = fail
     
  11. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    88 + confederate flag = might land you some trouble in the wrong hood.
     
  12. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Yeah man... That is where I am leaning. I can't even tell you how pissed I was when JR changed his number to 88. I had to go get another damn 8 tatted on.... At least he didn't change it to 7 or something.
     
  13. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Not on the coast of SC man. Remember, It's heritage, not hate. I can't tell you how many high fives I get walking down the beach...

    Now, when I was in Jacksonville, people started asking questions.... I don't understand those strange people in Florida. It's not the real south once you pass Brunswick Georgia anyway....

    I saw a black guy in Atlanta with a Dixie flag shirt on... See, now he gets it.
     
  14. GODSxMOONBEAN

    GODSxMOONBEAN Well-Known Member

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    Jun 30, 2014
  15. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    That's a gem.
     
  16. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011
    no worries. i can laugh about it.... a little maybe. no wait i can't. i think i need closure. the rage is welling up. shouldn't drank that expresso. must get surf. the horror...the horror.

    good thing im paddling out after work.

    be awesome to see that guy attempt one and get obliterated. but he probaly would just plow into a bunch a kids on the inside with a "oh jeez here we go again" douche bag face.

    ughh what ****ing douche bag he was. f feeling bad about how i reacted.

    good job Seldom.
     
  17. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Hahahahaha thank you sir. You guys are f'n great.


    I'm hoping to paddle out just in time for the moon rise, also hoping the sky clears up a little.
     
  18. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    This. Hazardous stupidity has no place in the line-up. It is our one last sacred home that we must protect. You very well could've stopped that from happening to someone else with your scolding, so consider yourself a public servant.
     
  19. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Always ditch especially if its a comp and your competitor is behind you so you can hit him in the head with your titanium plated board.

    Unless you can duck dive.
     
  20. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011
    agreed
    but i don't really fly off the handle. especially in the water because its where i find peace. and thats what bothers me the most about the whole thing. he deserved it but i wish it wasn't me.

    talking about it isn't really helping. i'm going to express my anger my tearing the top off a few. then i think i'll get drunk.

    im clocking out.