Your momma jokes

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by jimmycraxcorn, Aug 4, 2009.

  1. jimmycraxcorn

    jimmycraxcorn Well-Known Member

    Jul 12, 2008
    Maybe we can learn to take out our aggressions with a thread on your momma jokes...

    I'll start... fill in the blank

    ________'s mom is like 7-11 ... she's open 24 hours a day, she's hot to go, and for 99cents you can get a slurpee.
  2. wereami

    wereami Member

    Aug 29, 2006
    yo momma is so stupid she tripped over the cord on a cordless phone

  3. terra-firma intolerant

    terra-firma intolerant Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2008
    yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
  4. davincimoon

    davincimoon Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2008
    Your momma so old she was in Jesus' yearbook...
  5. wesman944

    wesman944 Well-Known Member

    Aug 5, 2008
    yo mamma so stupid her favorite colors clear
  6. bbnj

    bbnj Well-Known Member

    May 26, 2008
    your mother is so fat you can slap her leg and ride the wave.
  7. Surferdann

    Surferdann Well-Known Member

    Jul 22, 2008
    Yo mama so fat, when she bought a new cereal came with a lifeguard.
  8. jimmycraxcorn

    jimmycraxcorn Well-Known Member

    Jul 12, 2008
    your momma's so fat her jeans have stretch marks
  9. ughVeeBee

    ughVeeBee Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2009
    Now if y'all will excuse me I have ta go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish.
  10. EastCoastBodyBoarder

    EastCoastBodyBoarder Well-Known Member

    Sep 1, 2008

    your moms like a shotgun two cocks and she is loaded
  11. mikeyp

    mikeyp Well-Known Member

    Oct 2, 2007
    yo mama's like a vacume cleaner.she sucks,blows and spends all day gettin laid in the closet
  12. surfswell

    surfswell Well-Known Member

    May 18, 2009
    your mom goes to college
    a man walked into a bar with a carrot in his ear. The next day he walked into the bar wiith a carrot in his ear and the bartender was wondering why he would have a carrot in his ear, the bartender wanted to ask but the guy left before he could. So the following day the man walked into the bar with the carrot in his ear, and the bartender said' why do u have a carrot in your ear' and the man replied' i cant hear you because i have a carrot in my ear.'
  13. pfox

    pfox Well-Known Member

    Jul 29, 2008
    guy decides to join a monestary-sp?- he is only allowed to speak 2 words every 10 years...
    - 1st 10 years pass and the "head-monk" ask for him to speak his 2 words...he replies "food bad".
    - another 10 years pass, again "head-monk" ask him to speak, he replies "bed hard.
    - another decade passes, head-monk asks him to speak, he says "i quit"
    "head monk replies, "doesnt surprise me, you've done nothing but complain since you've been here!"