SS, don't forget about this. http://www.swellinfo.com/forum/showthread.php?23986-Dating-Tips-for-Seldom-Seem
Pretty sure OP is looking for a little "pick me up". SS, dude, Doug's onto something, I mean I met my wife at work but if you want a sure thing in a matter of days you'll get it that way. They're there for the very same thing you are. All of em..
Ah man I'll tellz youz something....before I met my big breasted blonde girlfriend...I used to score randos on a regular basis off pof and tinder...Some of the same slootz still hit me up to this day...that's where that pic of the big breasted girl came from that I posted in da Friday tread...
Dont sit around thinking. If youre depressed you have to fight it. Meds can work, but from personal experience you need to MOVE, get a gym membership, two hr walk, surf etc.. Socialize, thats really important.
I've been stone cold sober now since December. The only thing that pisses me off is that I keep having dreams where I smoke this great reefer, everything is so realistic in the dream and I feel high as hell during the dream. The dreams are so realistic when I wake up I have all kinds of anxiety that im gonna fail my weekly state drug test and I believe I actually smoked reefer. Its realistic to the point that I have home drug tested myself after the dream on multiple occasions just to be sure I didn't have to smuggle clean piss into the state drug test. WTF soberness! WTF!!!
Oh and cheer up bro, just think...you could be in my shoes and have to go piss in a cup while some homo watches every week.
Word....That sh!t is good, only thing helping me past this no reefer phase of my life. Vag from the cougar bar across the street and pof
Surfsolo, I'm pretty sure you're just trolling here. Like all of your other inane posts. If not, feel free to tell us what's going down man. We've all been through some sh*t and hindsight is 20/20. But if you are trolling, as per usual, feel free to go back to blowing that guy at the exit 53 park and ride. You know, the one on the way to pitstops. Dude, listen to Peajay. he knows what's up. Just don't get wasted. Always be less drunk than her. ALWAYS. I recommend a normalesque happy hour after work. A couple drinks in, surreptitiously bring up that golf club, as a talking point for golf. Then you can bring up mini-golf. Then you can make plans for a cheesy mini-golf date. Something that won't be weird for her to say yes or no to. Plus, friendly competitive dates are extremely conducive to flirting and good vibe memories. Date # 2, a bar with a photobooth. I wish you luck on this journey my friend. But you must beware- everywhere lie the invisible boundaries of the fatal 'friendzone.' PS. If she's not a normie, take her on a seal walk or some sh*t
